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Putin it in the Ballot Box – Twice!

The re-election of Trump’s favourite bare-back rider…noooo not Stormy Daniels but Vladimir Putin, has been widely acknowledged outside of Russia to be a sham.  Evidence of state officials voting multiple times across several polling stations was uncovered by Reuters reporters monitoring the election according to the Guardian.

At one particular polling station the number of ballot papers recorded and counted was less than the official number of votes attributed to Putin. A spokesperson for the Kremlin stated: “If these reports from the respected Reuters agency are backed up by corresponding statements to law enforcement agencies from the observers who were at each polling station, then it’s a worry. If they are not backed up, then it does not worry us at all.”

We suspect a few one way tickets on the Siberian Express to be issued to those involved very shortly.

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